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Overcoming The Overloaded To-Do List: A Conversation

January 11, 2012 by Scott "Q" Marcus

“Yay! I am finally moving forward on my goals for the year!”

“Good for you! So, what are these great plans you have?”

“Well, I always make resolutions and then I give up. So, I did some research and I found out that experts say if you’re really serious, you have to write them down. So I got organized. I got all these ‘to-do’ lists, each broken down by priority, category, and deadline. And because we’re more likely to change when we focus on the rewards instead of the work, I’ve listed them in this column, ranking them from one to ten. See?”

“Wow! Those are sure a lot of ‘to-do’ lists. You’re going to get a lot done, huh?”

“Sure am! Let’s look at my ‘health’ list. I want to lose 30 pounds, so I devised a strategy. It’s right here. Step one, clean the kitchen of temptation; you know, get rid of the junk food. Then, go to the store and stock up on range-free, organic, all-natural, non-processed, low fat, low-sodium, high-fiber foods. I’m also buying some of those inert non-reactive, toxin-free pots and pans that let you cook healthier. To keep track of my food, I write down everything I eat in this journal over here, including recording the calorie count, as well as fat, fiber, and protein grams. But, I’m not done! Every Sunday, the family meets to plan out the entire week’s meals in advance, which we goes on this list. That way we have a proper healthy dinner every night. What do you think so far?”

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Filed Under: goals, humor, Newspaper Column, Overcoming Perfectionsim, planning, resolutions Tagged With: calorie count, financial goals, getting organized, humor, making lists, resolutions, rewards, temptation, to do lists

Video: Funny Drill Sargent Ad from Geico About Communication

December 18, 2011 by Scott "Q" Marcus Leave a Comment

In my seminars, I explain that it’s important to be understanding of the intention of the person you’re working with. In this funny advertisement, we see someone who doesn’t seem to get the point.

Filed Under: Asking for help, Conflict Management, humor, Video Tagged With: asking questions, communication, empathy, geico, honesty, humor, relationship problems, relationships, therapy

Video: Funny and Brilliant Door to Door Cleaning Salesperson

November 22, 2011 by Scott "Q" Marcus Leave a Comment

Another funny video. This guy, Kenny Brooks, is not only born to sell, but he’s born to entertain. (And the cleaning product he’s pitching really does seem amazing.)

Filed Under: goals, humor, Power of Attitude, Video Tagged With: attitude, cleaning product, humor, kenny brooks, sales, salesperson

Video: Very Funny Shampoo Shower Prank

November 19, 2011 by Scott "Q" Marcus Leave a Comment

I don’t know if this is inspirational or motivational, but it’s funny as heck – and if that doesn’t give you a boost in attitude, I don’t know what will. Enjoy.

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Filed Under: humor, Video Tagged With: humor, shampoo, shower

Fixing Smokey: Who is More Stubborn, Cats or People?

November 9, 2011 by Scott "Q" Marcus Leave a Comment

My wife, Mary Ann, is one of the most nurturing individuals you will ever have the pleasure to meet. She is also a passionate advocate for animals. More specifically, one might refer to her as “one of those cat ladies.” I personally would not do that as the result would be that I would spend my evenings in solitary. (Of course, she would spend the night-time with our cats, proving my point. Yet, I think the irony would be wasted on her.)

The Orange BoysWe had three cats.

Sadly, “K.C.,” the elderly matriarch passed away early this year, leaving the two identical ginger cats, “Tiger” and “Motor.” (Let’s be clear; I did not choose their names, okay?) These “orange boys” are “inside cats,” because our vet said that the best way to ensure your kitties lead a long, healthy, purr-fect life is to not them prowl the streets. As nimble and agile as felines might be, they don’t understand the concept of automobiles.

Within our fenced backyard dwells a third, Birman, cat. She (we think she’s a “she” but we’re not sure) unexpectedly appeared six years ago, and although she has departed for short periods, she always returns. Exhibiting no fear of us, she’s incredibly affectionate, so we think she was abandoned. Due to her silky, strikingly beautiful, long, silver, and black fur, we call her “Smokey.” (I wanted “Velvet” but was over-ruled.)

Since K.C. passed, my wife has wanted to integrate Smokey with the orange boys, especially as the weather turns harsh. Last weekend, she was finally able to convince Smokey to come inside. To help her feel safe (as well as let the other animals acclimate) Smokey stayed in an unused upstairs bedroom, replete with bed, food, water, litter box, and a screened — but slightly open — window, allowing her the ability to survey the neighborhood from on high. After Smokey was given the good-health go-ahead by the vet, we would begin the process of assimilation. [Read more…]

Filed Under: Inspiration, Newspaper Column, Overcoming Obstacles Tagged With: assimilate cats, bad habits, birman, birman cat, cat ladies, change, ginger cats, healthy cats, humor, inspiration index, kitties, purr fect, veteranarians

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