I don’t know if this is inspirational – but it’s just fun! It’s perfect to get you going on a Friday. Enjoy.
Funny Video: How to Say Goodbye
There’s a whole lot of testosterone in this video but it doesn’t take away from the humor.
Doing the Thing!
I am ablaze! I figured out the final thing I have to do to get my act together!
It’s a new dawn; heaven has opened wide; the path is clear; I am complete! Just picturing it makes me so excited I can barely sit still!
But, here’s the thing about the thing. You can’t just jump into it, you know? I mean, after all, something as grandiose as this requires forethought and meticulous planning. That’s why I’ll be successful where others wouldn’t! See, I have a handle on the fact you just don’t launch willy-nilly hither and yon down the boulevard into something as pressing, essential, and life-altering as a thing like this can be. You better be primed, that’s what I have to say.
And I am! Nothing will hold me back! I’m getting my ducks in a row; putting my house in order; stepping one foot in front of the other; yes sirree Bob! I’m figuring out the flawless, exact method to ensure I do it just so. Don’t want to take my shot and blow it. You hear me, don’t ya’ bro?
In days gone by, I tended to rush without forethought into critical decisions.
Now, being wiser, I know first elicit support. It’s slowing me down somewhat because — well, I don’t mean to brag — but I’m a pretty popular guy, you know? I have friends on top of friends; want to make sure they’re all on board. I’ve called several, emailed buckets more; even posted it on Facebook. That’s the way to build consensus though. It’s time-consuming, but when you’re a forward-thinking guy like me, you appreciate that’s the price of success. Slow and steady; tortoise and hare; you know how it goes.
But after that, watch out, boy howdy! After you heed your peeps, you chart your actions. Those of us in the know value that if you write down the objectives, line ‘em out, set ‘em in motion; they’re far more likely to happen. Measure twice, cut once; right? So, I’ll take a few days for a secluded personal retreat where I compile the input, and write, write, write! [Read more…]
Video: Woman Does Happy Dance After Winning Lottery
I love this video simply because she’s so excited and uninhibited. Of course, if I just won $40,000,000 in the Canadian Lottery, I’d be busting out my Zumba moves for sure!
Dismissed for a Romantic Cause
It’s a safe assumption that most people:
- Do not like getting root canal procedures
- Hate doing their taxes
- Will do almost anything to avoid jury duty
I might be odd. I mean, I abhor the dental and the tax things, but I actually appreciate being on a jury. I feel like I’m helping make our government flow. For me, the obstacle is that, being self-employed, every minute I’m helping the justice system do its work; I’m not getting paid for mine.
Since, during the selection process, the judge announces this trial will only last one day, I raise no objection and am seated as “Juror Number Three.” Prior to finalizing the jury, an attorney approaches his Honor, engaging him in a “sidebar.” He then turns and addresses the dozen of us.
“I’ve been informed that this trial will last a little longer than expected; probably two or three days, taking us into early next week. Aside from financial hardship, does that present a problem for any of you chosen to serve?”
I raise my hand.
The judge looks at his papers, correlates “Juror Number Three” with my name and address me, “Is it Mister Marcus?”
“It is.”
“I see you’re self employed. This isn’t about financial hardship, is it?”
“It is not.”
“What seems to be the issue?”
“I’m leaving town early next week. The trial would interfere with that.”
Glancing at his forms, “You’re a speaker? Are you speaking to a group somewhere?”
“No sir.”
“Oh, is this a business or personal trip?”
“Personal, your honor.”
After again surveying the document with my individual basics, he returns his gaze to me, “Is this something you have to do for your kids?”
“No sir, just my wife and I. We’re renting a cabin up the coast for a few days.”
“Hmmm… I see,” he says, “Is it your anniversary? What’s the occasion?”