I met Michael Podolinksy, CSP through the internet. He wrote an article for an issue of my Two Words magazine which I really loved. I now get his newsletter. In the last mailing, he had a piece entitled Precious Little which reminds us to put things in perspective. As part of that, he had these humorous thoughts I wanted to share. We could all use a laugh about now. Enjoy.
- An optimist is someone who falls off tall building and halfway down says, ‘So far so good!’
- If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
- We know the speed of light but what is the speed of dark?
- When I die, I’m leaving my body to science fiction. (Steven Wright)
- If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
- A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
- When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
- Don’t judge a book by its movie.
- Why do people say “With all due respect” when they’re about to show no respect at all?
- Only the wise and foolish never change
- The law of heredity is that all undesirable traits come from the other parent.
- If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.
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