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Hillbilly Heathcare Terms: Humor

November 3, 2011 By Scott "Q" Marcus

Since I talk about health-related subjects a lot on this blog, it seemed appropriate to include a little health related humor.

Regardless of whether you know anything about healthcare or not, I dare you not to chuckle over a few these hillbilly healthcare terms. (Thanks to Terri Langhans from anythingbutblah.com)

Benign      What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria    Back door to cafeteria.
Barium      What you do with dead folks.
Cauterize   Made eye contact with her.
DC Where Washington is.
Dilate      To live longer than your kids do.
Enema Not a friend.
Fibula      A small lie.
G.I.Series  World Series of military baseball.
Morbid      A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates    Cheaper than day rates.
Node  I knew it.
Outpatient  A person who has fainted.
Recovery Room     Place to do upholstery.
Secretion   Hiding something
Tumor More than one.
Urine Opposite of mine.
Varicose    Near by

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