Since I talk about health-related subjects a lot on this blog, it seemed appropriate to include a little health related humor.
Regardless of whether you know anything about healthcare or not, I dare you not to chuckle over a few these hillbilly healthcare terms. (Thanks to Terri Langhans from anythingbutblah.com)
Benign What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria Back door to cafeteria.
Barium What you do with dead folks.
Cauterize Made eye contact with her.
DC Where Washington is.
Dilate To live longer than your kids do.
Enema Not a friend.
Fibula A small lie.
G.I.Series World Series of military baseball.
Morbid A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates Cheaper than day rates.
Node I knew it.
Outpatient A person who has fainted.
Recovery Room Place to do upholstery.
Secretion Hiding something
Tumor More than one.
Urine Opposite of mine.
Varicose Near by
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